My friend Devin says I don’t update enough.
I told him he has to click ‘refresh’ more often.
This update is like pouring one for my homies.
Lily Allens boob came out to say hi again.
What I love most about the article on it, is that this fact seems almost secondary to other useless facts about things that you can obviously see in this photo.
Like her very sleek bob! OMG!
I made a post yesterday from my phone, but it appears to have disappeared completely.
Not in a draft folder or anything.
I was going to bitch and complain about it, but there are larger things disappearing in the world right now.
What is going on? Is this an episode of the Twilight Zone?
A promotion for that damn Debbie Gibson movie?!
To be honest, this is a unbelievably sad, horrifying, and depressing story. Can you imagine being at the gate waiting for a family member to arrive from a plane that is just ‘lost’?
This is the first year where I actualy don’t feel safe getting on a plane. There’s so many accidents recently.
There is just an endless amount of topless girls in bed. So consider this chapter two…
“Why is life worth living? It’s a very good question. Um… Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh… Like what… okay… um… For me, uh… ooh… I would say… what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing… uh… um… and Wilie Mays… and um… the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony… and um… Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues… um… Swedish movies, naturally… Sentimental Education by Flaubert… uh… Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra… um… those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne… uh… the crabs at Sam Wo’s… uh… Tracy’s face..”